There are some things in life that we simply take for granted. Take the high heel, for example. Lovely, glitzy, fun, fashionable, and yet here I am, a bystander watching the parade go by.
I will never be on dancing with the stars, even if I become rich and famous...
I will never have sexy feet on a red carpet, even if I will probably never walk down one in the first place...
And I will never walk down 5th avenue with these stylin' hot tamales on my tootsies.
Somehow it is just my luck that they just keep getting cuter and cuter, and yet, have you seen the selection of flats? Not so very impressive, I must confess.
Plantar Fasciitis, you are so hard on my sense of fashion. So then I say to myself, "Self, do you want cute feet, or a healthy body? Do you want to be fashionable, or fit? Because if you wear those shoes, you won't be running anywhere for two days." Self always responds the same, "Isn't it better to be mobile than vogue?"
I will never be on dancing with the stars, even if I become rich and famous...
I will never have sexy feet on a red carpet, even if I will probably never walk down one in the first place...
And I will never walk down 5th avenue with these stylin' hot tamales on my tootsies.
Somehow it is just my luck that they just keep getting cuter and cuter, and yet, have you seen the selection of flats? Not so very impressive, I must confess.
Plantar Fasciitis, you are so hard on my sense of fashion. So then I say to myself, "Self, do you want cute feet, or a healthy body? Do you want to be fashionable, or fit? Because if you wear those shoes, you won't be running anywhere for two days." Self always responds the same, "Isn't it better to be mobile than vogue?"
Please. Flats are much more cute then heels anyway.
ReplyDeleteAwe, thanks Kyle! I am glad someone thinks so. :D You have got to admit though, they do some wonderful things for the calves, but then so does exercise! Funny story, I am strongly opposed to those fit-walking shoes that supposedly help you lose weight. I don't mean to hurt anyone's feelings or anything here, but I just want to say, go work out, people! While I was at this shoe store they advertised them 3 times, and I was only there for 15 minutes. I couldn't wait to leave.
ReplyDeleteUhg, I cringe whenever I see someone wearing those!
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