The Truth Is...

The truth is, I am in a bit of a funk. 

I mean, who lets the ice grow in their freezer until the strawberries can't escape? And who lets it form into stalagtites until they have a pow wow with the stalagmites somewhere in the middle over the soybeans?

And what is that carnivorous beast of a glacier doing hanging out over the falafels? There is just something very wrong with this picture. 

But in all honesty, I have written six or seven blog entries in the past few days and have published none of them. Why, you might ask? Certainly not because they weren't good ones, because they were. They sit in my stagnant "post" box, the Ghost Town of thoughts and perspectives that may never see the light of day. I suppose there is this little trickle of reality that sweeps in and takes over. Dear lurkers, you quiet ones, I offer you a choice...

In my arsenal of unpublished blog entries, you may find the following titles. If you could peek in and read just one of these, which would it be? You see, they are already written. Speak now, or forever hold your peace, and they will disappear into the deep, dark archives of Never-Neverland.

1. Nom-nom-nom-nom

2. Disclaimer: Technology Junkie Moment

3. Winner, Winner, Chicken Dinner 

4. Wanted:

5. Things I Say...

6. Recoilius Carlotticus

7. A Cockatiel vs. a Dog

8. Let's Hear it for the Boys...

9. Pull Up a Chair, Let's Chat

10. A Few Words on {mystery topic}...

And you thought I was exaggerating. 

There you have it. You choose! Vote with your words or your silence!